Good call. Those two guys are uncoverable. The Packers go down 35-34 on a missed extra point, and though you’re not sure this thing is sustainable indefinitely (it isn’t), you still get to celebrate one of your team’s most satisfying wins in ages.
The Sproles/Graham strategery carries you through the next five games, and all of a sudden, against all odds, the New Orleans Saints are 8-1.
Your team, sensing it is full of awesome, gets cocky about this and promptly loses to the Raiders. This development isn’t enough for you to hit the panic button, but you do schedule a meeting with Carmichael to discuss strategy in advance of an important game with the 49ers.
Carmichael is receptive to the meeting, and he offers some suggestions for the next game. You must now consider whether to:
A.) Incite Jim Harbaugh’s temper by calling into question his manhood, hoping it distracts his team.
OR
B.) Run the “Superdome Special” on 12 straight plays to open the game.
OR
