Do you honestly see this helping? Vitt manages a slightly better winning percentage in leading you to 4-12 finish, but the season is such a mess it scares Payton off for good. You clean house with the coaching staff, trying to cobble together a winning team around your $100 million quarterback, but he eventually gets bored with the process, retiring into a career in local politics.
Mayor Brees eventually evicts you from the Superdome, spurring a local ownership change.
Your parasols are little consolation to you now.