Your second motivational speaker is Joe Horn, and his pleas for your team to spice up their play with his BBQ sauce fall on deaf ears. Even worse, Goodell interprets the speaking engagement incorrectly (as he is wont to do), and he takes you up on your offer to detonate your team. He takes the unprecedented step of taking over ownership of the team, booting you to the curb, and then he nixes a trade that would have net your organization Kevin Martin, Luis Scola, Lamar Odom, and Goran Dragic.
Fortunately for your former team, they lose their way to the No. 1 overall pick.
But that’s no help to you. You cry yourself to sleep on your bed of money.