Shadow of the Ninja review

We’re all entitled to change our minds.

As a goofy teenager, I was a “Ninja Gaiden” apologist, to the point that I found all other ninja-themed video games to be lacking.

Fast forward a few decades and “Ninja Gaiden II” popped up on Switch Online, so I eagerly consumed it and found it be … quite obnoxious.

For one thing, the game didn’t advance enough upon the original, but it was also irritatingly difficult., the kind of experience you’d walk away from without save states unless you were:

A.) A masochist.

B.) Transported back in time to 1990.

C.) Both?

“Shadow of the Ninja,” released that same year by developer Natsume is, dare I say it, a more enjoyable use of one’s time.

13-year-old me would be shaking his head right now.

Shadow tones down the difficulty of the Gaiden series, provides a similar flair for the theatrical (great music, graphics and level/enemy design), and offers several goodies that Gaiden doesn’t: some useful weaponry that makes the journey a smidge easier (such as a kusarigama for longer range attacks and bombs for heavier damage) and a two-player mode that included a female character (this was still a big deal in 1990).

This game kind of rocks, if I’m honest, which is a far cry from what I thought when I rented it back in the day.

Shadow better than Gaiden II?

I’m shook.

Dave’s Score: 8/10

Your Ted Lasso Viewing Guide

I like to give the people what they want. Perhaps I’m a people pleaser, like Ted Lasso.

One of the more consistently popular posts on this fancy schmancy blog is my “Star Wars Rebels” viewing guide, which frankly does more heavy lifting than I would prefer.

There’s a lot of other writing here, my people. Branch out. (Please!)

Anyway, to help ease the burden on that poor Rebels post, I thought it advisable to do another viewing guide or two, and with “Ted Lasso,” one of my all-time favorite shows set to make its (hopefully) triumphant return this summer, and because I often encounter people who don’t seem keen on ingesting the entirety of the program start to finish, I’ve lifted some of the highlights from the show and provided an outline below.

Essentially, this is my ideal way to consume the show if you don’t think wikipedia summaries are good enough, but you don’t want to commit to watching the whole darn thing.

Let’s be honest, some of the episodes are better or more important to the overarching narrative than others. And that’s okay! You’ve still got time to watch (or rewatch!) the entire run if you want (and I recommend that you do so!), but hey, if you’re thinking, “It’s time I saw what the fuss was about,” or “Man, I really want to rewatch some of it,” but don’t want to go whole hog, this is the guide for you.

If you’re new to the series, the case for “Ted Lasso” is the case for kindness and sincerity. That might sound a little boring at the outset, but I think what most people who have opened themselves to the show have discovered is that there is a surprising freshness to it. That’s probably (certainly?) an indictment of modern society in general, though it’s also what ultimately makes the show work. When you go in expecting cynicism and sarcasm, and the characters instead behave in a different (albeit still realistic) manner, the show can become a little less predictable, and well, that keeps the narrative interesting.

The secret sauce of kindness, then, is what gives the show its vitality, in sharp contrast to any feared boredom. And as a result, it becomes very much worth engaging with, PARTICULARLY if you feel a little tired of negativity (I want to acknowledge that this show, and its kindness, was a soothing balm for many of us during the pandemic).

With this guide, you’ll get the best moments from the show, the best episodes, and most of the key plot elements (though some of the plot will get trimmed here – it’s the nature of the process). I apologize to fans if your favorite episode doesn’t get included. Again, this is the nature of the process. And it’s just one dude’s list. Your list can be different and that’s cool.

With all that said, let’s get started with the DEFINITIVE (j/k) Ted Lasso viewing guide.

Barbecue sauce.

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Star Fox 64 review

It’s kind of a tough call to pick between the original “Star Fox” and its N64 reinvisioning, at least for this writer.

Thankfully, I don’t have to make that call here, since this is more about evaluating “Star Fox 64” in a vacuum.

In that context, 64 is an unqualified success, boasting a proper advancement of the controls, story, graphics, and sound you’d expect from the era, resulting in one of the better rail shooters you’ll find anywhere.

The branching paths are really what will make or break the game for most people. If you’re a fan, they’ll extend the life of the game considerably. If you’re less enthused, well, this is an hour or two of a good time and that’s pretty much it.

I think with the announcement of the Switch 2 remake, more people will try checking this one out. They’ll be greeted by a game that is self-assured and enjoyable. Not ground-breaking. Just good.

Dave’s Score: 8/10

Ice Climber review

I’ve always thought “Ice Climber” is pretty sucky.

But I’ve also wondered if maybe I wasn’t being fair with that opinion since lots of folks go to bat for the game, Nintendo itself seems fond of it by choosing to include the characters in its “Super Smash Bros.” series, and I’d just personally never managed to make it through more than about five minutes without turning the game off in utter annoyance.

Maybe it needed a full evaluation.

So I sat down and committed myself to playing through all 32 levels of the thing, braving super basic design, unavoidable deaths, baffling scoring systems, muddled hit boxes, and terrible jumping mechanics to give it its proper due.

And yes, Ice Climber is pretty sucky.

The main enjoyment I got from this game was the knowledge that when I completed it I could come on the Internet and talk about how much I dislike it.

Truly, I think people who say they like this game are either messing with you or kidding themselves.

It’s like breaking a toe. Yeah, it’s better than breaking your whole leg, and you can tape it up with a buddy toe and hobble around with it, but you don’t enjoy doing that.

And that’s what it feels like navigating these controls: It’s as though you’re encumbered by them, not helped. That’s Ice Climber in whole: hobbling around with a broken toe.

I’ll give it a few points for originality and historical relevance and move along to better pursuits.

Dave’s Score: 4/10